I have a real unpopular opinion:

bacon is good.

Not the end all be all.

Have you ever had some fucked up bacon before? I had. Right after I found out that I was given the choice on whether I’d eat pork or not (my Dad is a Muslim). Bacon. Everyone told me it was great…and the first time I had it, it was burnt. Talkin’ bout, “It’s supposed to be crispy.”

CRISPY?!?!? Possibly!

Burnt? I know burnt when I taste it.

So bacon…I can take it or leave it.

(Source: verbal-purification)