Reblog with the most backhanded compliment that you have ever received.

str8nochaser:

verbal-purification:

kidkoni:

goodgirllexxaye:

thatfriendlyblackguy:

thewindcries:

chronically-awesome:

thatchris:

techsgtjenn:

unbindingme:

You’re dangerous. You could abuse me and make me like it.

I knew you could be pretty if you just tried.

For a fat dude, you don’t sweat all that much.

“You don’t look like you weigh as much as you do!”

You have such a pretty face and you’d be such a beautiful girl IF YOU LOST WEIGHT.

You iron pretty well, for a boy. 

You speak so well. 

This report is so well done; you couldn’t possibly have written it.

“wow, didn’t know you had a figure under there.” ( ._.)

“You’re pretty/bad as fuck for a big girl.”

You’re pretty for a dark skin(ned) girl.

Ignorant bitch: The decline of this country is because of all the immigrants!

Me: Um…. I’m an immigrant.

IB: Well, you’re not one of THOSE immigrants. You’re a good one. You speak English well and everything

Me: *WTF Face while walking away*

I’ve also gotten the “pretty for a _____girl” comments. So much that I’m kind of immune to them

Oh snap! You’ve just reminded me of all the times I’ve heard, “You’re not like THOSE Black people.”