January 2012
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Happy 22 Minutes To (the) New Year Court!!!
Here is me just waiting…
What? A New Year’s Kiss???? Can’t believe it.
Hey now! Get a room!
LOL! I’m silly.
Reblog if you WON'T be getting drunk tonight.
Guess who's doing absolutely nothing tonight.
theeconfessions:
Yup! And I’m absolutely safe in my house while doing it. lol
When you get into a fight..
oneprodigalpoet:
madeulaugh:
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
Click here for more laughs!
DEATH
The little kid in the blue though??? Love it!!! lol
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Just Got Back From Church...
I’m glad I went. I’m also glad I did the outer parts of my hair first b/c I sure did just throw it in a low bun seeing as it isn’t finished yet. lol
I’m going to spend the rest of the night laughing and reflecting. Also, picturing how epic I want 2012 to be. :)
December 2011
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Just Got An Idea...
I’m going to buy a yearly calendar. When big things happen, I’m going to write it on the day in the calendar. That way when 2012 ends, I’ll be able to see my manifestations in print. :)
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Thinking of my better moments in 2011...
July 5th - 25th birthday and my first ever birthday party on my actual birthday.
July 8th - Got a job at Budget Mobile after being unemployed for close to 6 months*.
September 14th - Started Life Coaching.
November 7th - Started my full-time job that allows me to use my degree effectively.
November 19th - Passed my exam that allows me to do taxes. :)
These are what I can recall off of the top...
Complete and lacking nothing 2012
karbarkalediscope:
selah
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I’m working really hard on maintaining a positive attitude today.
I’m trying to establish a better energy for the New Year.
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Early Morning Fuckshit Conversations
Ever since we've come back from Georgia, shit has been extra tense. Here's today foolishness.
Mom: You know, your brother was charged multiple times.
Me: Sounds like he needs to take that up with Best Buy.
Mom: Well, how could he be charged twice?
Me: I'm tired of explaining the process of an "authorization" charge and an actual charge. He needs to talk to Best Buy.
Mom: Well, he wants his money.
Me: He won't be getting it from me. He needs to talk to Best Buy.
Mom: Well, how about you call Best Buy?
Me: It sounds like he doesn't want his money.
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notesonascandal replied to your post: You Know What Needs To Be Left In 2011?
I’m sure I left that shit in the last century.
LOL!!! There are people who haven’t. I count this as a friendly reminder. Ha!
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You Know What Needs To Be Left In 2011?
People reading “between the lines”. That irks my nerves.
I say exactly what I mean to say so don’t you go analyzing it. If I say, “I don’t like you,” don’t think “Oh she doesn’t like my hair.” No. I don’t like you.
Besides when you start to analyze what I say, I think you’re dishonest.
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Overslept and my tummy hurts.
This is the result of that ice cream yesterday. I’m sure of it.
I wonder how many of the guys on Tumblr who "love"...
otaku-sex-beast:
verbal-purification:
ghdos:
arisweetie:
Things that make you go hmm…
Wait what?
I think the person is wondering how many guys say they love a plus sized woman on here actually love plus size women. I ask the same question when I read/here that guys love dark skinned women.
If you’re insecure about yourself, you’re not going to be able to attract anyone to you. Why...
I wonder how many of the guys on Tumblr who "love"...
ghdos:
arisweetie:
Things that make you go hmm…
Wait what?
I think the person is wondering how many guys say they love a plus sized woman on here actually love plus size women. I ask the same question when I read/here that guys love dark skinned women.
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blackladyblue replied to your post: blackladyblue replied to your post: LOL! I said…
I know. I meant you need fries to lure ajisreal with… ;)
LOL! Ok. It makes sense now. Cuz I was really like, “Damn! I can’t even get a combo meal?” Sheeeeit!
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blackladyblue replied to your post: LOL! I said “fuck democracy” on a post about being…
Apparently all you need is fries though.
LOL! No. It takes more fries to get me. When I put that post up today, my comment was a response to the person I reblogged it from. Haha!
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LOL! I said “fuck democracy” on a post about being single. I need help.
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Dear iTunes Shuffle/Genius
You think you’re funny playing Whatever You Like hunh? You ain’t shit.
Sincerely,
A Single On New Years Eve Chick
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I’ve learned that you can NEVER be mad about being single when listening to T.I.
You can be pissed off about that $20 you loaned to your unemployed relative back in 2003 BUT not about being single.
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I wish I had someone to lay up in bed with and watch our own marathon of the Godfather. Thank you eclecticspectrum for posting that pic of De Niro & Pacino.
Let me climb out of my damn emotions.
*turns on T.I.*
I met a lot of amazing people in 2011.. I hope to...
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My best bet...
…is to go to sleep now and just get up and rock this out. For some reason, my shoulder is really bothering me (which means I can’t lift my right arm). So I’m tapping out for the night with the help of a sleep aide and I’ll get up at like 6:00 or 6:30.
The shit I do to like what I see in the mirror.
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Doing my hair...
…is making me feel much better about myself things in general.
unleashedafter25yrs:
verbal-purification:
karbarkalediscope:
I don’t have a tumblr crush…evidently I have a tumblr husband tho.
I don’t have those. Am I doing tumblr wrong?
no, I can be your Tumblr sister
Yes! ^5
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A Convo With Myself
Me: *eats ice cream happily*
Self-Conscious Part of Brain: Remember you said you wanted to lose ten pounds!
Me: *frowns*
SCPoB: You'll never do it this way.
Me: *frowns some more*
Part of Brain That Doesn't Care: Shut. The. Hell. Up.
Me: *smiles happily and continues to eat ice cream*
Women will never admit that the friend-zone exists
kidkoni:
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
kindadopish:
nahchillhomebro:
it’s funny that they deny their own creation.
I get friend zoned way more often. It goes both ways.
Ive zoned. Ive been zoned.
Shit happens.
I get zoned more than I do the zoning. Womp. And to folks who have something smart to say…
LOL! Men like to pretend they don’t friend zone women…
But...
karbarkalediscope:
I don’t have a tumblr crush…evidently I have a tumblr husband tho.
I don’t have those. Am I doing tumblr wrong?
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I'm Convinced That...
…every time I go out someplace, God and the rest of the Big Wigs in the Universe are somewhere laughing like, “Look at what’s about to happen next.”
What should have been a simple run to the store turned into a 3 hour trip away from my house. First stop, the carwash. Now my Mom is not dumb by any means of the word. She realizes that every time I go to the carwash with her,...
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Nancy The Nail Tech
Nancy the Nail Tech also told me that I should leave my nails long. You know? “To scratch up boyfriend’s back.”
Yeah…uh…Nancy, I don’t have one of those and I need to type! lol
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I'm Just Good Ol' Run of the Mill Regular Black,...
Nancy: So are you from here?
Me: Yup!
Nancy: Are you Jamaican?
Me: No. I'm just Black-American.
Nancy: Are you African-American.
Me: I prefer the term Black-American, Nancy.
Nancy: Hmmm...you sure you not part Asian? Your eyes slant a lot.
Me: Nancy. I'm just good ol' run o' the mill regular Black. Louisiana Black. I haven't found an Asian in my family tree yet.
Nancy: Hmm, I think you should ask. Your eyes are really slanted.
Me: O_O Ok.
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Next time...
I’m going to get them a bit more rounded. I think I’m outgrowing the squared ends. =/
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I’m testing the waters with color.
So tell me why Peech almost got Nancy’s entire wig snatched. I’m steady telling her what I want and she was trying to upsale me. Nancy…give me what I want! Then I started asking her questions like, “Why are you doing this and not that?” all because I remembered stuff I’d see on Peech’s tumblr. Nancy got pissed...
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I'm cutting this off*...
Starting over in 2012 with pretty much everything. And it’s just hair.
*It’ll be a TWA. lol
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Now, I'm about to be fabulous...
I’m going to get my nails done and a pedicure. I waited until 11 am to be sure places were open. lol
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You're Always Broke
Brother: Sis, do you have like $40 I can borrow?
Me: I don't have any money.
Brother: How and why did you buy those shoes then?
Me: Oh. My fault -- I don't have any money for you.
I work TWO jobs and have a legal side business. My money is my money. Get entirely out of my face. I'm trying to bring in the new year on some positive energy. =D
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brightestoutthebox replied to your post: Cleaned my ears with q-tips…
that good good ear sex!
LMAOOO! I scooted to the edge of my bed and fell out of it. I was like, “Ahh!” Did I stop? Nope. Not at all.
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Cleaned my ears with q-tips...
…went to heaven twice.
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Thanks Y'all!
karbarkalediscope replied to your post: What time do nail shops tend to open? I want to…
here in Jersey it’s 10am
arae-of-sunshine replied to your post: What time do nail shops tend to open? I want to…
I’d say 10ish
goldnglitters replied to your post: What time do nail shops tend to open? I want to…
at 10 am-11am
That’s about right (if I’m remembering the spot next...
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What time do nail shops tend to open? I want to get my nails done tomorrow.
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I won't do that again...
…until tomorrow.
when people complain about shit that they didn't...
goldnglitters:
marfmellow:
girl lol
lol! Every time. I make a face every single time.
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