January 2011
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As I eat my “dinner” before work, I realize that I’m a pretty strange person.
I’m eating this jambalaya pasta “dish” and I’m pissed b/c all I wanted was some noodles with some butter.
Yeah. Just the butter.
But it has all this extra shit —- sauce, chicken, sausage, spices, etc. Blech.
Keep it simple. I should have kept it simple.
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Interesting!
1royalfashionpiece:
Personality is made (by the environment), not inborn. As Skinner (1971) put it, ‘‘a person does not act upon the world, the world acts upon him’’ (p. 211). Therefore, if the environment shapes the person, then a just and happy society should produce just and happy citizens.
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My Coworker...
Turns 21 Saturday.
I was invited to her party.
If I went, I don’t know how I’d get there b/c well…
I don’t have a f*cking car.
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On The Topic Of Multitasking...
I don’t do multitasking well. Period.
Anyway, when I try to explain to someone that I’m not good at multitasking and I’ll probably never be good at it, I always want to share of how I learned to ride my bike.
Or rather…pump the brakes on that mug.
Well, I had THE coolest and most stereotypical girl bike in life. I was 6. It had streamers and glitter and was just...
Story Time!!! (Ice Cream Edition)
So in addition to having a weakness for Reese’s cups (and Benedryl), I LOVE ice cream. I love ice cream so much that the ice cream man normally makes a stop in front of my house.
Well, I guess in recent days since I hadn’t been able to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck, he just decided he wasn’t gon’ stop at my house today. Now, in the midst of channeling my inner...
I Do Believe...
…that when the creator was handing out good sense, I was standing in the line of an Ice Cream Truck.
It’s gonna be one of THOSE nights. I need a Laugh Buddy.
Boogie Chronicles: Bieber Fever
Watching the UNCF tribute to Chaka Khan. They announce El DeBarge.
Me: Oh! I like him!
Boogie: Is that Justin Bieber's dad?
Me: No. That's El DeBarge.
Boogie: ooooh... His uncle.
Me: No.
Boogie: His brother?
Me: Listen. He has nothing to do with Justin Bieber!
*long pause*
Boogie: Are they friends?
monochromaticblack asked: Lololololol omg. omg. You're hilarious
notoamericandreams answered your question: I Can’t Commit To Color
Auburn or copper brown would look soooo pretty on you!
That’s exactly what I was thinking!!! Thankies! :-)
I Can't Commit To Color
I want to color my hair. But since I’m too much of a scaredy cat to do so, I’m just going to decide what color I’d like it to be…
And use it in my next weave. lol
Any suggestions?
When your friend doesn't answer the phone and...
dis-n-dat:
You know what’s sad…I’m THAT friend though. I’ll let the phone ring and text you back like, “So…why you called?” LMAO
Reading Up...
…On Identity Development & the various things which influence it.
Interesting!
complete this sentence and drop in my ask....
You are the __________ to my __________.
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I'm going to tell this guy...
If you’ll be my Michael Jackson, I’ll be your Dirty Diana.
And see if he gets it.
A Mother's Journey
fourprivetdrive:
A mother’s unconditional love. This is so heartbreaking :(
i dont know what to say. this is just so eye-opening.
I cry at things like this. :(
This Is Why I Love People Under 7!
While talking to my Cousin on the phone...
Her: Take your self into your room and clean up! *looks at daughter* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYE? Stop doing that to it. Making yourself look like you have a lazy eye.
Daughter (she's 5 now): Oh! OH! What's wrong with your body Mommy? Making you look like you have a lazy body!
When I tell y'all I laughed my ass off....know I laughed my ass off.
Story Time!!!
Okay…look at my face! It’s nice. It’s not like I really look like this —> (*_.) right?
Anyway, I’m on FB chat. This annoying guy gets on my friends chat and starts talking to me. First, he pretended to be her but you know how everyone has their mannerisms when they chat? Well, I picked up rather quickly that it wasn’t her. How? She asked how I was doing and...
usaynappylikeitsabadthing replied to your video: I blame usaynappylikeitsabadthing. lol
Lol i deny it all!
LOL! Okay…I’ll let it slide this time.
When your best friend asks you "you like him,...
aimsliekate:
wildchild-xo:
kasseybee:
you’re like
your best friend is like “I knew it”
and you’re like “you better keep your mouth shut”
haha
LMAO!!!
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
loveaffairslastforever:
batmanzoee:
I’m 5’3
5’2, 5’2!!!!!!!!!
5’1&3/4” lol
House Phone: Who Has One?
Him: Hey!
Me: Hold on...I'm on the phone.
Him: Wait...how are you on this call and another call?
Me: I said hold on...and it's the house phone.
Him: Who still has a house phone?
Me: See...see, I'm bout to talk about yo' Mama you keep questioning my life. And my Momma was born in 1950. SO WE DO FOOL!
Him: Ok. I'll hold. *starts humming his own elevator music*
notoamericandreams:
Do I even have to say it?
...
thehuskybro replied to your post: Real New Orleans Shit
…so you didn’t give him your number?
No. Hell no. LOL (If you coulda seen my face when I said this…you’d have laughed.)
I'm Not A Huge Phone Person...
But tonight I had two really great phone calls. I’m definitely going to make time to talk to the people I love/care for on the phone more often. Anyway…the phone calls (quick rundown):
Number 1: Vent Session
My friend definitely needed it. She’s one of those people with a truly beautiful spirit. Always a smile and a kind word and life is just getting to her. She needed to get...
Real New Orleans Shit
I feel like I owe y’all a story. Hopefully this makes you laugh because I just started laughing like crazy. :: Ok. So I take the bus pretty much everywhere right? Right. I don’t have a car and after today, I hope some amazing thing happens where I get like $4,000. Anyway, after getting off of work today, I walked to the terminal to wait on my bus. As I sit down on a bench, some...
KEVIN HART
wordstrappedinmythroat:
basseyworld:
REAL NIGGAS
ALL DAY
JUST ME
BY MYSELF
ON DA BLOCK
HOLDING IT DOWN
GUN AT MY WAIST
STRAIGHT FACE
ALL DAY
NOT A GAME
IN JAIL
BY MYSELF!!!
ONE BED
NO PILLOW CASE
ONE PILLOW
DIDN’T NOBODY WRITE ME
IT WAS EARLY
WOKE UP
WENT BACK TO SLEEP
TOOK A NAP
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
EVERYBODY GO NITE NITE,...
ilpharcyde replied to your post: Putting Down Roots…
i know EXACTLY what you mean. I’ve lived in 3 countries and maybe 10+ homes. I want to be rooted to one place.
Right!!! Maybe I’m all weird about it but I look forward to the day that I open the door to my house after years and the only thing that’s different about it is the color of paint on the walls. Because I got all...
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Is She Straight Or Is She Crooked?
Sexuality.
Just my thoughts on this since I’m asked a few times a day whether I’m straight/lesbian/bisexual. I used to chuckle…then I started to get offended…but then I moved back to chuckling.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to understand how people can be confused. Most of the time I talk about my preference, I’ll say something ambiguous like...
Did you know? When you snap your fingers, the...
lifeofafatass:
Except its your thumb and middle finger doing the movements… I’m confused.
It’s more like that one part of your palm kinda close to the bottom of your thumb so you don’t really realize when you do it. Oh…yeah, I snapped 3 times. And paid attention that 2nd and 3rd time. That’s if this is true. O_o
Facebook Event: Straight Pride Day →
loveaffairslastforever:
microaggressions:
“This is not an anti-gay movement of any kind. I would just like some equality.”
-___________- and i ain’t even gay. it’s like the same idea as white history month or some shit. when you’re the majority, you don’t get “special” shit.
I wouldn’t even say majority. I’d say the “accepted,” “default,” or...
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
beyondlonglashes:
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
^THIS. defines my life.
Went through this with someone recently. Luckily there was a favorable result at the end. lol
Some Old People...
…owe me 8 gotdamn dollars and 94 cents!!!
F*ck Social Security (I ain’t gone see that shit) and Forever 21 for not believing in Withholding Income Tax! Ol’ hoes!
While I’m at it…let me look at that 2nd W-2. That aint bout shit either. Ooooh….ooooh! I’m hot!
>.<
AND!!!!
I gotta file STATE taxes! Ain’t that bout a bih!?!?!?
Putting Down Roots...
…is something that is super important to me.
I was thinking about why this was so important to me today while I sat at the bus stop. I guess after living in 8 states (Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Texas, Missouri, Illinois, Michigan, and Rhode Island) and one other country (Germany), it would be very important.
Throw in attending 13 schools before I graduated high school and it’s super...
