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I started this because I didn't want to share a poem with the public. And then...I told everyone I had a Tumblr. See how that worked out?

fucknoreasy:

mostfamousunknown:

bye.

Hate yall

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NAW!

Goodbye cruel world.

LOL

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20 hours ago
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Tired.

I haven’t been this tired in a while.

I kinda like it. I think epic sleep will follow.

:)

1 day ago
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it lowkey upsets me when men find me as attractive as they do certain others.

myneighbortotoroymoi:

like…i got a heart shaped face.

she got a fucking hexagon.

bitch look like a picasso…nose sliding all down her cheek, ear on the top of her damn head.

i have an hourglass figure.

she is shaped like a sundial. 

not even that, a goddamn swatch watch.

i’d rather you ain’t like me at all than be compared.

But why you gotta talk about me like that?

What did I ever do to anyone except try to pay my taxes and light bill on time each month?

Hunh?!?!?

LMAOOOOOOOO

2 days ago
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That Wasn’t Supposed to Post

Can I hide a link til like 9am tomorrow morning?

No?

Okay. I just quit the internet.

(Source: verbal-purification)

2 days ago
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Here’s Why You Should Call Me a Woman

I’ve noticed an interesting trend on the internet and it’s this idea that Women who prefer being called women, as opposed to females, are irrational and should really stop voicing why the term “female” is offensive.

I’ve noticed this the most on Tumblr,…

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2 days ago
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Today…

  • My first day back to work and I didn’t murder anyone. It was actually a really good day.
  • I finished my friends hair…and I got frustrated at everyone involved in the situation, even myself.
  • I am so tired
  • I’m bout to sleep so good though
  • Warm food in my belly, nice hot shower to help my achy legs and a cool fan on my body

Yes. In-fucking-deed.

20 hours ago
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folhadespaulo:

Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)

Umm…don’t kangaroos kick the shit out of people?
I feel like this is a setup for that to happen.
Cute…but a setup.

folhadespaulo:

Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)

Umm…don’t kangaroos kick the shit out of people?

I feel like this is a setup for that to happen.

Cute…but a setup.

2 days ago
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eyan-j

This is true. All of this is true.

(Source: verbal-purification)

2 days ago
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thepleasureprinciple

I have a Wordpress for my social/personal stuff. Deeper thoughts and whatnot. I usually link some of my posts here.

2 days ago
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thepleasureprinciple

This is true…but I just really want to know the answer to my question.

Because the more I thought about it, the more I realized that women (you know, the human female) seem to be the only someones that are referred to based on their “sexual organs” after reaching maturity.

It’s like boys —> men and girls —> female.

And that’s actually not okay.

But that’s a whole ‘nother blog post for another day and my other actual blog. Cuz I gotta keep it light-hearted here.

2 days ago
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